Is This True?

My Fears

1. Everything spilling out of my backpack and onto the floor and me having to scuttle around to retrieve my belongings.
2. Strangulation. But even more specific hands around my neck.
3. Cuts and wounds.
4. Killing a Squirrel. (Capitalized on purpose)
5. Ants on my lunch.
6. Being next to someone who smells like sour apple.
7. Losing my eyebrows.
8. People going crazy. And me not understanding.
9. Bad dreams.
10. Bloody Noses.
11. Being stuck in a small place.
12. Quietness.
13. Snakes, leeches, spiders, and all jellyfish. Except moon jellies and polyp jellies.
14. The number 13.

My Dream

Last night I had a dream. It was very strange. Dreams seem to be strange but what do they mean? My grandmother is in a dream class. She says they decipher every little detail of every dream. So here is mine...
It is kinds foggy now because its was over twelve hours ago. But as I remember it my boyfriend and I were in a mall like building with my two friends- Ally and Natasha*. There was another person there and I remember them to be an antagonist to the story. I can not remember every detail but I do remember that My friend Ally was murdered by the unknown antagonist and I remember the bad guy murdering my friend Natasha, just like he murdered Ally. I remember something like my boyfriend jumping in and finishing off Natasha but I can not be sure about that. So now both my friends have been violently murdered. The bad guy whom in my mind is a grayish blob comes at me. He has me on a bed and is holding me down. He has his hands around my throat. And then in my dream my boy friend tackles him and starts fighting with the antagonist eventually killing him. My boyfriend murders the bad guy in the same way the bad guy was trying to kill me. Strangulation. (My greatest fear, next to having an open back pack). After all of these murders happen my boyfriend and I end up trying to cover up everything. And then I woke up.
There are many unanswered questions here. I don't know what any of this means. Needless to say I woke up in a bit of a different way this morning. Although this is not my first violent dream. I will save you and not get into that. I would like to know the reason we have the dreams we do. It can not be that I want my friends murdered. Maybe it is a sign of that we are not as close as we used to be? Maybe it means I want to go the mall and buy fur. I don't know. Does anyone? Is there any point in a dream class. It seems like all bullshit to me. It seems way to abstract and it is too easy to interpret a dream in a billion different ways. No one interpretation is the same. Does our subconscious even know what our dreams mean?


*Names changed for privacy

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Manage with Care

Manage with Care
Or you best beware
I will slice and dice
And won’t think twice

Vagrants can run
But it will only be fun
To crush and burn
And deny you your turn

You may say I am silly
But hold you willy
Opps you look like a clown
With your pants all down

It is not very hard
Listen to that bard
He will sing you the way
But first you must pay

No one said it was easy
If only you were not so sleazy
You’d be on Scotland Yard
Holding the book on avant-garde

But instead you have been you before
Unoriginal and standing for
All that is elfish and crude
Hey dude I conclude you’re screwed